Life can be sweet, can be bitter,
Can be 'Up'lands, can be 'Low'lands,
It's never a smooth ride,
Sometimes can be stone-y like Jalan Rock.
One night went to watch A-Team with C-Pek,
Bought popcorn and iced lemon tea,
Perfect combo during the movie,
Aiyo, TRAGIC, coz later it was perfect 'toilet-time'.
Wading through swamps in a jungle adventure,
Thought of touching the famed Rafflesia and finally found one,
But too bad my legs stuck between tree roots,
Tripped and fell, I went,
Saw a civet got gobbled up by the Rafflesia,
The fall was a gift from God, coz
"Bro, that's not Rafflesia, but Mati-sia", my guide said.
Basking in the sunshine and cloud and pop ballads,
Lying on the soft grass of my homely escapade,
Suddenly, thorns from the garden bushes
came bullet-ing down on me,
Pierced every part of my body,
For no particular reason.
Bet you'll be asking
"Who's the crap-pish poet that crap this crap?",
It's no other, than me
the HYPOCRITE DUMB-ASS.
